I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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