Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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