i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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