Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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