evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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