That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I have already put on my inside pants.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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