well you can't waste a boner
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Is it because I queefed?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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