As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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