I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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