Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she smelled like a LAN party
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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