took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
