youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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