is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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