Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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