escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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