Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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