but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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