Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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