I got chris browned last night
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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