Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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