I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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