I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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