they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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