it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I can't turn off my feet"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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