no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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