She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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