Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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