yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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