So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Also, beer. Big fan.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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