Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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