I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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