Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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