Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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