i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
