If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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