Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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