'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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