I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We are all done wearing pants today
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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