my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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