not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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