she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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