So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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