I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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