Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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