The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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