So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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