I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
