awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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