why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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