Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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