I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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