Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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