she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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