Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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