he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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