i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm always down for nudity.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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